HARRY POTTER AND THE DOPING SCANDAL - Gryffindor's quest for the Quidditch Cup is derailed when Harry tests positive for performance-enhancing drugs.

HARRY POTTER AND THE PARIS HILTON ENCHANTMENT - Harry and Ron must save Hermione after she unwittingly falls in with the wrong coven of Dementors.

HARRY POTTER AND THE AUDITION OF DOOM - Having vanquished Voldemort and saved Hogwarts, Harry is confronted with a new kind of evil: Simon Cowell.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DARK LORD OF THE DANCE - Harry joins forces with Voldemort and the Death Eaters to pursue their real dream: Broadway!

HARRY POTTER AND THE SPECTER OF GLOBAL WARMING - Something is afoul at Hogwarts when the Ministry of Magic fines the school for excessive owl emissions.

HARRY POTTER AND THE PIMPING OF HIS RIDE - With his new bagless Dyson DC07, Harry has never flown faster, and Gryffindor has never been cleaner!